Danny and Daphne (of the Family Duck)
We came home to find the ducks and goose in the small fish pond on our back porch. They like to swim, so they snuck in. But that’s not all. If it will be still, Dan the Duck will hump. “When Mom and Dad are ‘way, the kids will play” – so a good time was had by all. When they saw us, they fled like teens caught in the act. The pond was full of down, and filth, and you can guess what else. The fish, dazed, gasped for air. They seemed to mouth
“What the Fuck?!”
Yuck.
Bad duck.
The Pond of Anatidaesire
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